Dear Large Corporation That Told Me After My Phone Interview Last Monday That You'd Let Me Know Your Decision Within The Week,

Last I checked, a week was only seven days long. But you know what? It's okay. No really. I didn't want to hear back from you by today or anything. I'm not trying to plan my life or answer questions that require knowing whether I'm going to have a job this summer or not. It's cool. Take your time. After all, I've spent most of the past two years being led on in one way or another; goodness knows I can handle a few days more.

Hugs & kisses,
B