HA! Thwarted again!
You thought you had me, didn't you, with the last wedding I was in? And you thought you SUPER-had me with this fourth one in September. I know you did, because you're old wives who want to ruin the happiness of youth with inane sayings based in lies.
But I'm looking at two times a bridesmaid, two times a maid of honor, and that is not the same thing. Instead of indicating I am destined for spinsterhood, it shows, instead, that I am, in fact, REALLY good at developing relationships, deepening bonds and staying true over a long period of time. Two times a bridesmaid for friends I've had since birth and first grade. Two times a maid of honor for friends since ages 11 and 12. Two times a bridesmaid, two times a maid of honor: I am a prize for any guy who values loyalty and commitment.
Never a bride? More like building up a curriculum vitae that proves I'll rock as a wife.
(Anyone interested?)
Hugs & kisses,
B
You can advertise for "two times a groomsman, two times a best man," to find a match made in Inane Sayings. Mom
ReplyDeleteI love your take on bridesmaiding--it surely is an excellent indicator of relationship skills. Guys, take notice!
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