Dear Head Cold,

You're underappreciated, so let me take this opportunity to say thank you for attacking me this week. I needed a good excuse to stay in bed for a few days and ignore responsibilities, and you fit the bill. Next week when I'm trying to catch up on everything I didn't do this week, I might not be so cordial, but for now, I view you as a blessing.

Noncontagious hugs & kisses,

B